More Snow Roxie

We gets SNOWS heer!

Mom rides me in a snows.




She is careful a-cuz of snows being slickery.

Mom's Matt takes our picsures. He capsures my Roxie Prittyness. Heer is Mom waving at him. :)

Crissmiss Happened

Crissmiss happened an it happened a LONG time ago. I is Roxie Sorrie for not riting this faster.

Liek I do any thing fastly tho. Well. I eat fast. But no thing else.

So Crissmiss happens. I gets lots of great Roxie things.

Mom lines these up an taekes a picsure. There is a hart shape massage currie brush, an a GREEN flicky brush, an Roxie Treets, an Roxie Apples, an a pink Roxie haff pad.

And I gets a draft size Roxie Candy Cane.

I also gets TOO new Roxie sadduls. One is for people like Mom's Matt an Uncle Scott to ride in.

Uncle Scott coms and rides me in this! It is a better thing for a male person to sit in this than to sit in mom's little girl saddles.

One is for Mom and I to do jomping an gallups in.



I liek this one. Mom is all "this saddle is orange an i haete looking at it" but it is a vary wide saddul an I love it so Mom better just stop judging a book by its uggly cover.

Oh and also. Bluey an I goes ice skating.

What a good holly day time. :)

Make a Pony Portrit

So Mom is workin feeverishly on the post of all the Roxie things I do on Crissmiss.

Until then, though, you may go to this site an make your own pony protrit. I gess you may make a pony that repersents your own self. Or you may make one that is your horse.

Mom makes me. Ovviously.

For Givness

I unnerstand For Givness. I has For Givvin mom for calling a Veternary Man. And Mom has For Givvin me for runnding away with her.

I know this becuz of Mom buying me a Bloo Roxie Salt Lick. It matches a Bloo Roxie Blankit.

<3

Roxie Revenge

I has so much time to plot a Roxie Revenge wile I is dronk.
I will explane this revenge as a series of mathamaticull eqayshuns.
Roxie anger abowt Veternary Man is lesser than Roxie anger at Mom for CALLING a Veternary Man.
Roxie anger at Mom+Roxie anger abowt being clipped = letter R
(Letter R times Current Roxie extreme fizzical fitness level), when added to (reecent cold snap x other horses runnding along a fense line) = Roxie decision to BOLT AWAY last nite with Mom riding in a dressazhj saddul an halter!
This is pure awsome. I has SO much fun with this.
Mom is all "WE IS GONNA DIEEEEEEE!" and I is all "NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE A ROXIE AND TO THINK YOU IS GONNA DIE!"
Mom is all "I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CORNERS CUZ IT IS GETTIN DARK AN THE GROWND IS FROSTEE!" and I is all "NEVER! I IS ROXIE!"
Evenshually i slows back down to a canner. Mom cannot stand in stirops in a dressazhj saddul an it is hard work to pack a hooman butt around at high speeds.
A artist rendishun:



Note Mom's long stirops an ineffecktual arms. An my Roxie wound, and fangs, and favrite fuzzy gurth cover.
We'll just see if Mom calls on a Veternary Man EVER AGAIN.

NO MORE VETERNARY MENS

We haev esstablished that Roxies do not like veternary mans, yes?
Well. Mom does not lissen.
Here is a storey.
Sunnday, Mom coms to my horse house an there is a Roxie face lump that was not there Saterday.

She does Mom Freekout an i gets butes in some grain so I is all good. Mom is all "I will watch this to see whut happens."
Then she is all "Is this a in-feckshun or did you get kicked in the mouf?" An i refuses to anser this.
So she keeps with bute-givings (wich is fine a-cuz of they make mole-bottom flavor bute now). But after a few days, Hay Lady is all "Hay Roxie, com get brekkest hay!" an I is all, "whut is the use. Eeting brings pain. I donot care for hays." And Hay Lady note-a-fies Mom an Mom calls a Veternary Man.
So we goes in to a wash rack an I is all "Roxie."

Heer is me.

Then stupid Veternary Man comes an i gets a Roxie shot. An i gets dronk. :(

Hoomans always think this is SO FUNNIE.
Then the Veternary Man proseeds to do AWEFUL things to my Roxie lump.

He stabs it with a NEEDUL to see if it is a absess. It is NOT.

Then he pokers around IN MY LUMP with forseps to see if there is a splinner. There is NOT.

THEN he CUTS IT OPUN.

Then he rams my Roxie face open with a speckulum.



Ther is nothing i can do abowt this. Except for plot a Roxie Reevenge.
Veternary Man tells Mom that i was kicked in a Roxie face an my Roxie Tooth ponched thru the side of my mouf. This causes damage an puffiness.

(Go Team Bluey!)

Veternary Man then gives me SO MUCH pain meds an Bananameen tho that i forgets all this. I just kind of stand there an be wobbly an swetty. It is super sads. :'(
Then Mom gives me a somewhat undignified clippy job. This is ALSO super sads.
But, wen enough time has passed that is a Normal Roxie again, I gets grain foods for being a good gurl. An i also gets a new Bloo Sheet, resurreckted in Bloo Blankit form.

Yes.

I will tell you of Roxie Revenge tomorrow. I getded it. >:]

NETS

Mom coms to our Horse House one day and is all "Hey Roxie an Bluey, you guys get lunches now." We is all a collecktive "HOORAY!!!" until Mom serves us this lunch. It coms in a tiny hay net. Like, the net is normul size. But the Hay Holes is tiney.


I is like "WHUT."

Bluey doz not mind. As these Hay Holes is Tiny Bluey Size.

She is all "Happie!" :D

I eets lunch hays frum this net. But I shows my disdain! It taekes a cuple of Roxie weeks but I TEARS the Hay Net from the wall an i THROWS IT ON THE GROWND!

Not gilty.

Yeeah.

Mom re installs my net tho. Which is good cuz I needs Extra Roxie Lunches during a snow storm such as we have.

Check it, I is a reel appy-loosa with a snow-buttocksie blankit.