Thursday, September 30, 2010

Mom Duz Nice Things For Me, Roxie. Part 1

Mom spoils me. Lots. With reel nice things.

Of course, I deesurve this. Being a Horse Princess.

Heer is a nice thing, evun tho it meens more works.

Mom's Mat builded me a mownting blok! It is relly tall. This is so Mom may get on an ride me bareback. Trust me, she cannot maeke it on frum the liddle 2-step ones.

Roxie Mownting Bloksie

Mom also FINElee finds me a nice letther Roxie halter. This is so I may safely ride in my trailur.

Please ig-nore my appel foamies.

You can see that this haltur barely fits my big pritty Roxie head an face. This is not MY probblum, this is a HALTUR COMPANY PROBBLUM. >:(
Heer is a note to Haltur Company:
Deer Haltur Company,
Your next "Draft Horse" size haltur shuld fit a draft horse. It shuld also be black as this is mor slimming. However thank you for the nice haltur with the fansy-pants stichhing on it.
Love, R.
Stay tuned for Part 2 of all the nice htings Mom duz.


Leah Fry said...

Apple foamies. I never would have guessed. I thought it was a Halloween fashion statement.

Cactus Jack Splash said...

Very nice mounting block and halter Roxie. I think the apple foamies are another nice thing your mom does for you

Jeni said...

Nice Mounting Block Roxie!! And Rosie has the same issue with "Draft Size" halters... They tend to be too small, whats up with that?

Sherry Sikstrom said...

your ne halter is lovely and so are you . just catching up, oh my you have been busy .What a wonderful talented girl you are!

Unknown said...

What a nice mom! Love the halter.

Dreaming said... apples. Love to wipe apple foamies on my Mrs. Owner's shirt - although green slime shows up better! Wish I had an apple right now, but no, all I have is this dry old hay!
- Pippin