I is SOOOOOOOO GOOD

I getted rided yesserday an i did everthing Mom asked! Yup. I evun went frum a walk to a CANNER!! I didn't knoe that I, Roxie, could do that. I mean, I know I can go frum a canner to a walk, that is my FAVORIT thing! Somtimes I will be cannering an I will lissen for Mom to ask me to walk, an she will sit back and down a liddle an I will walk. Somtimes she sez to walk real suttle-like tho, like she will breathe owt and I will be like, "WALKING!" an I will, reel fast, stop cannering an I will walk. Somtimes Mom is not reddy for this an she is liek "OOF!" an then she will complane like she didn't ask me, Roxie, to do it. But I know better. Cuz I am the smartest horse too.
Altho i must menshun that my reward for being SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD was to get my muddie legs an bellie hosed off. I HAETE the water hose an I do the Carousel Horse arown Mom the whole tiem it is happening.
Anyways, after being SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD I getted to go in the Big Field! Hooray, i did fergit about this!
Rex my boyfrend was out there too. Heer is me flurting.















An heer is me playing hard to get!















Ha ha ha.
Marvy found a skinnie horse to be her boyfrend so this is good, i don't havta share.

Maene

In case any persins wanted a update on my Roxie maene, here we go.

Heer is the off side:

an the neer side:

These wuz taeken abowt a week ago an i am happie to report that I, Roxie, has not sheddid a SINGLE HAIR yet! I luvs my Fashion Coat!

Hey Guess Whut

My frend Luna has her own blog. It is bran-new. Mom use to ride Luna a liddle befor she desided that skinnie horses are silly an she shuld get a Draft Horse. And that Draft Horse is me, Roxie.

I was reedin this blog an Luna seems pissy an I, Roxie, reeuhlized that she does NOT know that she is maeking a baby horse in her tummy!

So I know som-thing she dusn't. Cuz Mom is a Gossipper. Hee hee hee.

Heer is a flash box picshure of Luna, she is real pritty.

Terruble Fives

So som horeses go thru Terruble Toos, wen they are too. an some go thru the Terruble Threes, wen they are three. But I is in Terruble FIVES.
Here is whut happinned.
I red on Imperial Horse's blog that ther is Terruble Fives, an I thot that cuz i am Five, mebbe it is my time to be Terruble. So i did! I tryed all the stuffs that Maximus sugjests, like "leg yeelding" and jumping arownd an beeing a jerk. Onlee I, Roxie, finds a REESON to act this way!
Som one got brushded in the areena an ther was grey horse hairs everhwere. So i dee-sides these hairs are HOT and BITEY an i must not get neer them or they will eet me! I wuld walk up to them an then stop and i wuld NOT go any farther! Cuz the hairs is hot and bitey, you see. This maekes Mom holler, an kick, and crop-whap me a lot. I mean a LOT. So i wuld back up. So Mom maede me back up and up an up an then i stepped on my own tail hairs an i ripped som of them out too. An then i would not go neer THOSE either! Ha ha ha. Hairs are EEVIL!
So what happins from this corse of ackshun is that i hadda trot and canner in circles oevr the hairs, lots of tiemes, both direckshions.
I did it ugly tho, liek with my head in the air an i wuddnt look at the hairs. So I, Roxie, kind of win as a matter of fackt.

Back Fiers

So wen you do somthing and you ex-pect it to go a surtin way, but then it go's a different, OTHUR surtin way, that is called a back fier.

Like wen i kick Roommate Horse cuz she bitded my Roxie butt, an she gets a swelled leg, and it is funnie. But then she go's and lives in a nice warrm stall out of the rains and the muds, an she gets leg rapped and eets lots of grain foods. And i haev to stand out in the mud still.

THAT is a back fier.

Lip sticks

I maekes my own!

Luvs

In onner of Valuntine's Day, wich is a day wen i gets treets for NO REESON.

Mom buyed these for me. Somtimes Roommate Horse eets som but most of them is for me, Roxie.

This is luv, i guess. I like it cuz it meens i eat.

Thees treets is the eckzact size of a human finger, so I sense an upcomming acksident.