I do NOT approve

The 2010 Puffy Roxie Fashun Coat is in, an I HAETE it!


Hmmph.

Look at it!

Dang it all.



Raecing stripes are SOOOOO 2007!
I wiggles a lot so the stripes are avant-garde. That is a fashun term an it meens somthing is fancy an crooked.



Unfortunately this coat is non-returnable.

Thankfully I can covver it with a Puffy Roxie Fashun JACKET.

Vedderan's Day

So. It is Vedderan's Day. This is a day where you be nice to all the persons an horses who go to war an fight. They fight so I can eat treets an live in a big dry stall. I, Roxie, apreshiate this.
I must tell you all that Mom's brother Scott who is a Vedderan came to visit, and he RIDED me! Ther is no picsures cuz Mom is dum somtimes. But I ashure you that I is a good Roxie for Scott. Except that Mom tied me up to put on my saddul an I was lieke, I don' wanna be tied up, so I setted back an tryed to break loose! It is so fun! Except when it dosn't work. It totallee dosn't work. :(
And then Mom gets FURRIOS, like I haeve never seen, an I gettded smacked! An then Mom untied me an I hadda lunge arownd her in little sircles, and then I hadda back up and up and up and up and up and up and up!!! I gettded in HUUUGE trubble! Mom sed I is a spoiled brat! I is like, "I'm sorry Mom, just give me treets!" and she is all "RAAAAARRR, NO, YOU IS BAD ROXIE! KEEP BACKIN UP!" So I did.
So I is a perfict Roxie after this.
An Scott rided me an I is perfect for this too. It is the leest I can do for a Vedderan.
An then he feeded me carrots! Hooray!
So I, Roxie, DID get treets eventshually.

Ultra Sownd

Me getting a Ultra Sownd.

So. I, Roxie, may have taeken the "kicking Luhkota" thing too far in the passture. I may haeve been kickded back. An perhaps I, Roxie, gettded kicked in the leg. In a very importent spot in teh leg. An so I gets stinging stuff rubbded into my Roxie leg. An once I evun gets a leg rap! I gess it maekes things worser, tho. And then today I goed to the veternarien. I normalee haete the Mean Guy with Needles, but today it is a GURL!! An she is pritty an nice, and there are no needles, an a whole bunch of apple treets insted.
I gettded an ultra sownd. This is wen you get in the trailur and go some where, and a persin puts goopy cold stuff on your leg an wiggles a thingy arownd on it, an then you are a Good Girl, and you go home an eat breakfest! Hooray!

Heer is me halping Sarah the Veternarien, with my Roxie face.

I gess ther is nothing wrong with me, Roxie, and I must go back to work. Dangit!

Massahjes

I gets them.


Meegan is the best massahjer EVER. See that spot by my Roxie eer? That HURTDED SO BAD. It is a horse mussle, but it was hard liek a horse bone. An she fixed it! Meegan is my new favrite persin. She rubbded all over on my Roxie body for a HOLE HOUR!! Hooray!

Oh an then I gettded to go back in the Big Field an Lakota the Spotty Butt had HAY FOODS and I, Roxie, deserved theese hay foods more. So i made Snake Eyes at him, an then he turnd an he kickded me with both back feets, so I kickded him with both Roxie back feets, an he kickded me again. An then he runned, and I stealed his hay. Ha! Roxie wins hay foods! An Mom is all maeking the "why do I bother" sounds wen I do this.

I is looking forward to more massahjes.

Hello

So. It has been desided that I, Roxie, gets to live in the BARN this winter! Hooray! I gets a stall! An a sign with my Roxie naeme on it! Woot!
This has somthing to do with Roommate Horse goin away. She finded a new horse house wher the peoples want to ride on traels. Oh an i gess Roommate Horse's new people wanted a mean jerk horse to kick there gelding arownd an maeke him more easyer to train on. Roommate Horse has finded her calling.
But whut this meens to me, Roxie, besides givvin proof that I is the best and most favoritest horse of Mom, is that Mom now has more MONEYS to spend on me, Roxie, an I can be treeted evun more like the Horse Princess that I is. So I gets a STALL, an I gets MASSAZJES, an more LESSINS (evun tho I don't enjoy these) oh an I guess I get new blanketys too. But new blanketys is cuz I, Roxie, growd SIX HOLE INCHS LONGER this summer an I now wears Queen Size blanketys. Yup.

FINE-ally

I, Roxie, FINE-ALLY getted picsures from the show in Joon!

Ther was a nice man with a Big Fancy Flash Box. He taeked picsures. Heer is som of them, frum the dressahj test where I, Roxie, gettded a red ribbin:


(Mom in: The judge's comment on this downward transition was "don't die." Heh.)

And heer is som picsures frum the classes where we goes in sircles with lots of other horses:
Heer is a "hand gallop." I has to work SO HARD to do this gallop!


Heer is me, Roxie, getting a ribbin. I is reelly hoping this ribbin is eat-ible.

Oh an heer is som more picsures, frum the class wher you stand still and be the prittiest horse. I has never seen a spotty mini pony before, as you can probubbly tell.

Mom says we has a lot of work to do still, an I has more things to lern. I, Roxie, think this is a lode of bottom-apples. Since plainly I is a gorjess Roxie.

This just in

Puffy Roxie Fashun Coats.
New for 2010.
Coming soon to a beeyoutiful drafty roan horse neer you.