Finishing Skool - a breef update

I is lerning about Hot Wahkers. Heer is me, Roxie, on a Hot Wahker.

Trainer Woman Betty says I, Roxie, has a problum with modivation. She thinks that I, Roxie, should use my back mussels, an my reer end, an that I should go onna bit. Well I don't WANNA go onna bit.

Horseonally, I beleev she has too high of expectayshuns.

Jomping fences is fun, tho. An Mom coms out an we do trail riding, an gallops in the Big Feeld, an we taeke walks. I goed for a walk down the road one tiem too, I was suppose to meet lamas but we didn't see anything. What is a lama anyways?

Teeching hoomans

So Sir Darby has a horse blog too, an he talks abowt teeching his hoomans how to give him treets.

I, Roxie, must reeport also that I has ackomplished this.

I goed to a veternary man a few days back. This was a veternary man, an not the veternary lady who caem to my horse house an givved me nose goops and skritched my Roxie teef. An I goed into stox, an then I is all, "Mom give me a cookie." So Mom goed an gettded cookies! An I eeted cookies! An I gets a shot with a RELLY BIG NEEDUL but I is all, "hey, I has cookies" an I don't even CARE abowt big needul shots! And then I is SUCH A GOOD GIRL! Hooray!

So heer is the thing. If you throws a Roxie fit evry time you gets a shot, then you get ALL sorts of treets to make you be a good Roxie. An then hoomans figure they should give you Roxie treets all the time to make you be good. So you still gets Roxie shots, but also lots of Roxie treet cookies.

This is a fair trade.

I is a Famous Roxie

Check it owt. My pink Roxie haltur is on a web place!

News Itums

I, Roxie, has lurned how to get kicked owt of the Horse House barn an into a Horse House run befor I goes to Finishing Skool.



I has also lerned how to BUKC!!





Also, I gets a new haltur in preperayshun for my Roxie trainin time with Trainer Woman.






My new haltur is VERRY pink. An all the boys coms over to see it! :)

Dressahj picsures

As promissed:

whut

It has com to my attenshun that I, Roxie, will soon go to a Trainer Woman.

I do not unnerstand why this is. Obviosly I is Roxie an Roxies do not need training. But I is ashured that Trainer Woman has wacky fences an I will get to lern to jomp them! Hooray!

Mom sez this is "Finishing Skool." That is wen I is lissening. Wen she thinks I is NOT lissening, she calls it "Fat Camp." >:(

Haete

Ther is this bay horse that lives next to me as my neigh-ber, and oooooh I HAETE him. I kicks the fense at him an I reers at him an he dosn't care!! An I bites his face too! I haete him. An he haetes me. But mostly I haete him.
I do. I, Roxie, haetes him. I is big an meen an caypable of haetred.
And any persons who may haev seen me an him playing smoochy kissy-lips this morning befor brekkest? This is a DIRTY LIE.
Do not lissen to anyone who says this an trys to give me, Roxie, a reputayshun.
Cuz I haete him. Really.
Haete. >:(