Hay

I is pritty much just hanging owt in the passture. In case you is wondering.
Mom is doing sumthing with her Human Job. I dunno. It meens I get lots of rest time, an somtimes we goes for a ride but only one or too times a week. Mostlee I is just being Roxie. But I still gets grain foods, an fly goopies on my Roxie belly, an I does hand-grazing too.
I liek this.

I GOED TO A SHOW!!!

I goed to a SHOW!! And I WINNED! I winned a red Roxie ribbin! Hooray!

Jassper's Mom Meegan took video films of me, Roxie, JOMPING fences!!! Hooray!

Click HEER for my first show jomping. Mom yells at me for my slowwy-ness in it. An ther is maybe some spanking.

Then click on HEER for my Roxie ex-cee. I jomps LOGS, an I runs up HILLS, an I spooks at WATERS, an I spooks at jomp peepul, an I trots thru the woods, but you don't get to see this. Oh an I GALLUP too! W00t!

Then clik HEER for yet an other show jomping. Thees fenses is SMALL but I liek this, big fenses looks hard. Jassper may jomp big fenses. I will stay with small Roxie size fenses. Plus small fenses means I donut need to change canner leeds. Or lissen to Mom left-leg kicks. So there.

I lerns so much at this place. Check this owt, I lerns that just becuz my pen is standing in a certin spot dusn't mean I cannot move it arownd for better grass-eeting.

I is a Smart Roxie.

WELL

Well.

Gettin in the trailur seemed liek a good ideeuh at the time.

But no one warned me that ex-cee lessins means that you will get WASHED afterwords.

An LEG RAPPED afterwords as well. With limamint.

Or that I wuld have to go in a big stupid mud puddel an get my Roxie stuff all dirtys.

Boo.

Tooth Fense

This fense looks like a tooth fense.

I ashure you, tho, this fense will not bite your Roxie feets.

You may whack it reel hard with your Roxie feets though, just to be shure.

Spa treetmint

I, Roxie, lurned about spa treetmints from William Pendleton Grey the Saddulbred horse.

He is rite. A ooey gooey mud bath is verry refreshing. Speshully on your Roxie ear bits.

An a full-Roxie-body mud bath gets you out of being rided bare back too. Just so's you know.

Fashun Update

So . . .

Who or whut is a Bettie Page any way?

Home

I is back! In Idaho!

I has FORE boyfrends now! Ther is Rex an Elliott and Moe. An Red Horse, but we is all meen to Red Horse cuz he is a meeny jerk horse.

Heer is my fore boyfrends saying hi.

Heer is me sayin hi to Moe. And I is flurting.

I goes in to HEET. But you does not need to see this.