I is a Best Roxie

I is a Best Roxie.

I is. Mom says. Heer is why.

First Mom comes an gets me out of my round bale SO ERLY. But there is more hay in my trailur so is cool.

Then we goes to a place that is a show place. This place has Other Horses. An areenas. And JOMPS.

An I jomps them.

Check me out.

I is Roxie and I is FLYIN.

I is landin!



The back rael of this fence ^^ is NOCKED DOWN BY SOM PERSON’s BUTT IN THE SADDUL. >:(

I is a sqware hunter horse.

Then I goes an rests for a while, an then I goes an jomps the saeme fences.

Yeah.


Mom is not laying on my Roxie neck. At leest, not as bad as it looks heer.

WHY shuld I fold up my Roxie legs when I can just lawnch over fenses with my big giant Roxie body?

I is Best Roxie.

Then we rests more. Then ther is a Flat Class wher I is a pritty Roxie.

Mom taekes us in with a loose gurth. >:\ Lookit.

I is onna bit.

I don’t WANNA be onna bit. >:(

Fine. But onna bit is stupid.


I will only be onna bit an Roxie flexy so as to impress the Honney Bucket thing.


Trotting!

Ha ha. No longer onna bit! Hi, Honney thing!


ANGRY CANNER!

I is onna bit some more. I *is* pritty when this happuns.

Oops. Photo proofs that I can be uphill at a Roxie canner. This is bad news an will meen more works for me.

I looks like is a Tromple Horse but relly I is not going to stomp on this laydee.

Heer is Mom being all “LOLwhut” cuz the class peeple called for a change an Mom didn’t heer it cuz of no lowd speekers. She is seeing whut other persins is doing. One persin halted, one persin walked, one persin circulled at a trot. So, huh.

Circling! I had a Sweet Ish on my Roxie tail this yeer. See?

Also, um, Mom. Your stirops is still totalee jumping length.


More canner!


Walking!


Then ther is Line Up.


Mom loves me. :)


Heer is us, hangin out in Line Up.


Us som more.


Mom is all givin me loves. Cuz I is a Best Roxie horse.


I gets all the pets too.


Heer is Mom givin I Love You spanks to my Roxie Buttocksie.


Heer is proof that Mom is a nice Mom. She duz not make my Roxie pink nose band all tite. See?

There is no Roxie ribbin for this Flat Class. There is ovviously some mistaeke. Maybe the show peeples forgets to order one.


Oh wells. Heer is me back by my trailur with my Roxie cooler on.


Mom is all “who is a best Roxie” an then poking me. So, it is me. Duh.

Then we gets in the trailer an goes for a ways an then gets out where Jassper lives!

Heer is me hangin out with Jassper’s brother Alexandre. He is a big pritty horse with a big long foreloxie just like mine.

Mom gets my saddul back on. But no bridle. Just my lether Roxie halter an green Roxie reins.

Heer is us!

We goes an opens a gate. Then we watches Jassper run arownd in there like a wild TB man.

See here he goes.

He’s all “WHEEEEEE!!!!!”

Meegan is all “uuuuuhhhhhh JASSPER IS A WEERD HORSE!”


Then Jassper an I goes on a trail ride together! This is a fun thing.

Jassper lives in a nice place.

Heer is us going thru grasses to get to a Creek.

I eets som of these grasses.

Then we goed up a hill an looked back down at the Creek!

Ther is a hole bunch of deers down ther.

Then we goes thru a place wher all thees small birds is all “EXPLODE!” an “FLY FLY FLY CHIRP FLY!” Jassper explodes too, but he goes in a big bunch of direckshuns all at once an ends up not relly going any wher. I do not care abowt birds becuz hay, they ride me sometimes.

Oh! An we also sees BIG birds. Turkee birds. They runs away, tho.


Then we gets to a fense an Meegan is all “Jassper go thataway” an she points an he DOES it! Good Jassper!

Then ther is a TRAIL CORSE at Jassper’s house!

We goes an walks thru TIRES, an over a TARP, an onna MATTRISS, an a BRIDGE, an thru this whappy thing! Look!

Heer is Jassper comin thru the whappy thing.

Then I goes in my trailur again, an I goes back to my Roxie Horse House.

Today is relly fun. :) And also, I is the Best Roxie.

Thank U notes

Mom always sez it is reel importent to write Thank You notes, wen people is nice to you.


So I did.

Mom Duz Nice Things For Me, Roxie. Part 1

Mom spoils me. Lots. With reel nice things.

Of course, I deesurve this. Being a Horse Princess.

Heer is a nice thing, evun tho it meens more works.

Mom's Mat builded me a mownting blok! It is relly tall. This is so Mom may get on an ride me bareback. Trust me, she cannot maeke it on frum the liddle 2-step ones.

Roxie Mownting Bloksie

Mom also FINElee finds me a nice letther Roxie halter. This is so I may safely ride in my trailur.

Please ig-nore my appel foamies.

You can see that this haltur barely fits my big pritty Roxie head an face. This is not MY probblum, this is a HALTUR COMPANY PROBBLUM. >:(

Heer is a note to Haltur Company:

Deer Haltur Company,

Your next "Draft Horse" size haltur shuld fit a draft horse. It shuld also be black as this is mor slimming. However thank you for the nice haltur with the fansy-pants stichhing on it.

Love, R.

Stay tuned for Part 2 of all the nice htings Mom duz.

I has a verry bizzy week and MORE cats too

I, Roxie, has a verry bizzy week.
I goes to the FAIR wich is where peeple go to look at things. An I is a Crime Preventur Horse, in the CAR PARKING PLACES. An I is SO good at this!
Heer is me gettin reddy to be a police horse.


I gets to ware a raydio. This is offishul police stuff. Yup. And it is all "PSSSSHHHHT blah blah blah human words blah blah beeop beep PSSSSSSSHHHHT." And I ignores this cuz it does not say "Hay Roxie, com get grains."
I sees all SORTS of weerd things at teh fair. Mom does not get picsures of some weerd things, like such as the rodeo BULL cows. I sniffded them with my Roxie Nose! I is brave! An I also sniffded the small cows that the cowboy men jomp on an wrassle with. I also sees horses galluping arownd, and I also sees a weerd truck with logs on it.

This truck pikcs up logs an puts them on its back. It is neet! I watchded this prossess.
Oh an ther is also a whoppity thing in the sky, it flaps arownd an it is reel loud. Heer is it beehind me, Roxie. In the sky.

This is no big deel tho, not wen you is Roxie.

I is verry good at this job. I watchded an maede sure no one is a Crime Person who brakes cars. An I makes sure that no one sneeks into a car parking place with out first giving monneys to the parking ladies. I evun helps a man locayte his car which he culd not find! An Mom is all prowd of me, an then I go back to Horse House. :)

A few days later, I goed to a new Horse House. I is gonna lern about trails an water stuff an about being rided in a town. I will go back to former Horse House evenshually.
Heer is me at New Horse House.

An heer is one of my roommate horses. This is Wynn, an her baby. Baby Wynn. Baby Wynn is OK, do not worrie. It looks as tho she gettded runned over by the tire but relly she is just a-sleep.

An there is REAL, NON-SMELLY cats here. Ther is also a bundel of baby kittins. Heer is this bundel:

Mom is going to adopp a kittin. This is the one she lieks.

I is asposed to menshun that ther are 5 more kittins available an you shuld tell Mom if you want one. They is all real frendly an they all has thumbs, whut ever than meens.
Oh. An then I, Roxie, goed in a PARADE! A parade is wher you meet lots of new horse frends who is all dressed the saeme as you. An then you is rided thru a town, an you carrey a flag, an everyone is all like, "Yay Roxie! You is reel big an pritty!" an they take PICSURES of you an they love you!




And then I winned! My new horse frends an me winned a BLOO ribbin for being the best horse thing! YAY Roxie! And also yay horse frends. But mostlee yay Roxie.

So I is gonna go lay down. I has done enuff Roxie things for one week.