Monday, September 10, 2012

Ther is a show coming up

Ther is a show coming up.

At leest, I *think* there is.

Mom has been spending lots of time on jomping.  And she has been messing with her stirops and is all "thees is too short, thees is too long, thees is un even, now thees is too short agin." She is also jomping without hands on Roxie reins, or without stirops, or both of these.  Some times she even jomps me without a saddul.

(editor's note: Trying to solve an overly swing-y lower leg)

Meanwhile I just does what I is told.  I jomps fences, trots around feelds, canners on trails, does dressahzjs, and what ever else.



















I halts square, an backs up, an does canners on correckt leeds.  These is all easy.  One thing that is not eesy: We will trot for a while, and then Mom is all "Roxie, trot bigger." and I is like "Trot faster!" and Mom is like "No, trot BIGGER" and I is like "Whut? You mean FASTER." and she is all "NO I MEAN BIGGER" but I donot understand.  Mom sez I will get it evenshually.  

We also does a stretchy trot sircles.  I is excellent at these an I gets ALL the "good girl"s.
















Also.  Mom taekes me back to a Toolip Spring place.  I remember this from spring time.


I loves this place.  It has ALL sorts of nice tall green grasses an purple clovers.

I is all "MOM PLEASE ALLOW ME TO EAT OF THESE" and she is all "NO WAY YOU COW I BRUNG YOU HEER TO DO WORKS" which is relly not very nice to say to a Roxie.

I gets in a Humungus Horse Trailur with other horses.  Noah an som freckle face red horse.  I is the oldest horse heer, an the only girl. :)


Noah is the blond one.

We does jompings!


Picshured: Jompings 

Heer is video.




There is ANOTHER flying change that happens between the last 2 fenses of this one.  I has GOT to rememmer to stop indicayting that thees is possible. I has got to stick with "no I is too long-body an Roxie Hevvy to do this thing."

Friday, August 31, 2012

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha



Well THIS will show a Mom not to baleeve that Roxies is athletic! 


This is me karatee chopping a fense an BREAKING it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

This is in Mom's an Mom's Matt's big back yard feeld.



Mom desides I needs more Roxie room to do turning an gallops so she brings me heer to jomp things.

I does grate an I is a Very Good Girl, exsept for the afore menshunned fence chopping.

Heer is a video of me being excellent.



Heer is an even more excellent video. Mom's Matt sets this one to a punk rock song. :)




Let's go!   

Heer is more picshures.








Funny things happun from this "going to Mom's house" occurrence.



I gets to eet lawn grasses.  Mom's Matt is all "Grrr Roxie is maeking Horse Holes in my lawn!"




An mom's cats sees me thru a window and one of them gets SO SCARED that she runs thru the Human House and sprays CAT PEES everywhere! BAD stupid cat!

Things like this is why horses is a best pets to have.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Oopsies

So as you all may know. I, Roxie, attempts to limit how much work that is done by a Roxie.

I duz this by fooling Mom in to thoughts that I cannut do certin things.

I has made a mistaeke tho.

This spring, I allowded a part of a flying leed change to be capshured on camera.

Mom finds this, an she is so excitey, she maede a video.

This video is stupid.  It will meen more works for a Roxie. :(


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Spoiled Roxie

I is a Spoiled Roxie.  Mom sez.

She sez this cuz of I gets all sorts of nice things.

I gets to eat nice froot bars.



An I gets to eat TACOS.  Mom sez NO horse ever eets tacos.  But Roxies do.



Heer is me waiting at my Roxie Food Hole.  Walt is waiting too but he gets no good foods.  Somtimes Mom feels sorrie for Walt becuz no one loves him, an she lets him lick the grain food pan.  But that is it.
 

Also I gets a PINK Roxie-size fly mask frum a blog reader!  It is PINK an has glitter rine stones on it. :)


These is hard to see a-cuz of Mom's bad phone camera.  But they is there.

Thank you for this an for being a Roxie Fan, Whitney!

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Hair Stiles


Mom has givved my hairs a style.
She says this is to train my Roxie maene to do somthing.
Silly mom.  You cannut train hairs.  They has no brains because they is just hairs.
She also ashures me this will keep me cooler.


Does I look more cooler yet?




Can a Roxie really *be* any more cooler?

Monday, July 23, 2012

Hello Clovers

Why, hello, clovers.


We meet again.


It is your own faults for being good tasting.


You cannot hide frum a Roxie.


Not evun under this trailur.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Eccanomics

Eccanomics is a thing.  A feeld of study, I gess.  It is a thing that tells you about spending.



I, Roxie, is good at a eccanomics.


I knows exzactly how much Roxie Energy to spend in fence jomping.


You should jomp fenses with as little Roxie room to spare as is possible.