ROOMMATE HORSE

So, this is funnie an also weerd.

Trixie an I is hanging out in the passtures an minding our own bizness. Mom leaves with my trailur an I is all "Huh. well OK." And then she comes back with it and there is a horse in it! And it is ROOMMATE HORSE!
Do you guys remember Roommate Horse?

She has been living in Idaho with a trail rider laydee. Now she is back heer to live! Mom says it is becuz Trix needs a baby sitter. 

She is pretty skinnie. So mom is all "Heer, have a passture all to your self with all the hay an grain you want."

So of course, Roommate Horse ignores this. 

Ingrate.

Clinick Adventure!

So mom is all "Enuf of this weather" an she (pays a girl some dollars to) shaves off all my Roxie hairs so's I can go get rided in slightly more nicer weather.

Nekkid Roxie is NSFW

I gets in my Roxie trailur an off we goes!

Evenshually we gets to Toolip Springs. I has been heer before an i reemembers this. But I purtend that I do not, an that all things must be looked at closely.

WHOA!

Whoa.

More whoa!

WHOA!

Hello, water feeture!

I'ma drink this! YOM

Then i gets my own Roxie stall, with hay and grains and watters. Eventually I falls asleeps.

I is heer for two days. Ther is a man heer who watches an says nice things and tells mom how to be a better Roxie rider.

The first day, we does stick jomping:

Sleeping!

Then the secund day. We does xc jomping!

There is lots more picsures available to you by clicking here.

Then i gets to go home! This trailur ride seems to take longer an also to be much colder.

But at leest I gets to be home again! And mom has pervided me with a Roxie blanket an a cozy Roxie hoodie. Thotful!

Heer is me modeling it for you.

I is all ready for show seeson!

Areenas

So. Living with Mom at her humin house is nice, but for one thing.

There is no indoor areena.

All outdoors. No indoors.

This means lots of things for a Roxie.

Sum times, we go ride on freezy ground. Not slippey or icey, just very cold.

Brrz

Other times, I gets in my trailur and we goes out to areenas.

Heer is one that I go to. For dressagey things.

Heer is another one. I do dressagey stuff and side-ways things here too.

Heer is Trixie doing works in another one. She gets all Snotty Pony about this:

"Hhmph!"

Heer is an other one. This one is reel big. This one has a lots of jomps but I is not allowed to jomp them. I *is* allowed to gallup arownd in this one. I is so skeered in here. It is sooper clean and bright an well-lit, so it is skeery. Thus I gallups like a Bananas Cray-Z Roxie.

Heer is yet another areena. I IS allowed to jomp these jomps:

This one is a cool place. There is lots of peopel here an they ALL loves on me and feeds me treets and says I is the best horse. :]

Also. This plaece has a hot walker.

And also, I gets my verry own Boots The Cat.

*heart*

Mom says we is heddin out for an advenchure soon. I, Roxie, will let you all know how this goes!

Vallentine!

Happie Vallentine Day to my Roxie reeders! I luvs you all and exspeshully if you bring me carrits.

Heer. I maekes you a Vallentine heart. With a Roxie hoof print an some icees.

Work

"Work" is a rellative term wen it is cold out side.

There is only so much work you can do wen your ground is cold an freezy-hard.

Brr.

Mom does things at a walk tho. Bendies and leg yeelds an side passes an som turns and wat ever.

We also works on square halting. I does not get this. I preefers to trail a Roxie back leggy.

Like so:

 Flash back. This picsure is old but i ashure you my teckneek is still the same.

So Mom gets off of my back an we works on it onna ground.

I pertend not to unnerstand. But then. Mom is done with you an she goes to make your graim. Then you stands SO GOOD and square-ish, all on your own, on freezy grownd, in order to get your graims.
 

Icee!

Welp. All this snow at my horse house has turnded into icees.

My passture is icy.

An my drive way is water over more ice.

This is reestricting my ability to go to arrenas for exercize. Since Mom refooses to ask me to skate over to my trailur.

That is all for now.

Roxie roundness

There is snow onna ground at my horse house.

This fact does not pervent a Mom frum riding me any ways.

We goes over rail rode ties.

And we works on going side ways. 

Here is a good exampel of me being soooooooooooooo Roxie cute! And Trixie looking like she is bad and domb.

And here is me halping Mom get the mail, when the nice mail bringer lady drives up. 

I hope Mom appreshiates all this stuff I does for her.

We donot just work in the snow tho. I goes on lots of trailur rides to places where I can be rided indoors.

At this perticular lesson, we is standing around an discussing how som times horses does not want to go where humins wants them to go. Like such as going into trailurs. Little Trixie has deecided she does not go into trailurs any more, at leest not the first like 500 tries anyway.

This. For 2+ hours.

Gena the trainer laydee says "well all my horses is SO so good to leed, that i could bring them into my human house I bet." And Mom pipes up as says "well you could take Roxie in there too" an I is so proud an happie that Mom thinks so highly of my Roxie obediense. 

Then Mom says, "well, i mean. Roxie would TRY to go in your house. But she'd probly get stuck in your door."

>:(

Som one tell Mom it is not verry nice to make fun of my Roxie roundness.