Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I Gets a Award!!


I, Roxie, has winned an AWARD.
Normully i don't reelly know how to post awards, an i don't usuallee pass 'em on cuz hey, I is Roxie, an i shuld be eating. But I will at least tell you all ten things abowt me. Roxie.
So heer goes:

1) i is a Bay Roan. Excep for in the winnter wen I, Roxie, is just a Bay. Seriosly, it is funnie. I like changing collers.

2) I gottded roached again, it is too HOT heer for me to have a maene.

3) i live with lots of Roommate Horses in the Big Feeld right now. Ther is me, Roommate Horse, Rex, Rusty with a Bad Knee, Sparrow, Polo, an Luhkota. I pins my Roxie eers at ALL these horses! Yup. An somtimes Rex kicks me, an then i kick him back, an then we squeel, an then we is frends again.

4) My Roxie bits is HUGE, they is SEVEN INCHS.

5) Excep for my Roxie curb, it is 6 and one-haff inches.

6) I is starrting to lern to JUMP. i has jumpded X fences a cuple of times an one time i evun jumpded a RAIL. An i hits fences, an i nocks them over, an then i get re-warded cuz Mom gets off of my Roxie back and fixes them. Hooray! Nocking fences down!

7) I HAETE clippurs. I haete haet haete them! Mom haz sed that I, Roxie, will be clippured this winnter so we can ride for longer with out me making Roxie Swett. But I don' think she reuhlizes that I, Roxie, will NOT allow this!! I will get violint, an i will nock her down too. Seriosly.

8) People has stopped calling me a boy horse. This is becuz I, Roxie, gets more byoootiful every day. Mom sez.

9) I, Roxie, can GALLOP!! Yup. I has a 5th geer. But only in the feeld behind my Horse House, an only wen we are hedding back towards home. That is the only time galloping occurs.

10) Um. It is harrd to think of ten whole things.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Roxie Faece Friday


See this? Peppurmints goes in HEER.
Yup.

Friday, July 17, 2009

News

1) i gettded my shoos pulled off. Apparintly I has the best Roxie feets in the hole world so I dont need 'em. Hooray!

2) it is possibel to go on trael rides all by your Roxie self wen you is NOT near the barn an ther are no other horses for miels around!

3) i liek to roll. roll roll roll.








Friday, July 3, 2009

Side Way


So Side Passez is wen you go side ways. An it turns out that this is neet at surtin times. Liek when Mom is riding, an asks for you to go side ways. and you DO, an then you're a Good Roxie!

But wen Mom is brushing your Roxie belly an you try a Side Passes to attempt to step on her, this is not rewarded eqwally.

Hum.

Monday, June 29, 2009

"Riggins"

I goed on a REAL trael ride!

My story is mostlee Flash Box picsures.

I getted in my trailur and rided in it for EVER.






Yes you is seeing that rite, it is a horse trailur with NO back door, just a corral panel!

I is glad Mom luvs me enuff that my trailur has a door.

Anyways, we goes to this plaece high up lots of hills! This is “Riggins,” it is not things that go on your saddul. I mean, it IS things that go on your saddul, but it is also a place name.



Look look look.

And ther was MULES. Mules is like horses but with Humongos Ears.

Thees mules wants to be my frend but I pins my Roxie eers at them! Ha ha ha.

Anyways. I spended the nite heer.

Then the next morning I getted my Bob saddul on.

Then we goed on a ride!

I follows Scott an Holly and there Morgan horses.

We is very high up.



Then we goed down down down down down down down for MIELS.


We goed to a river! I getted to drink out of it, it is DELISHUS waters!

I goed across a BRIJ, a real one! With moving waters under neeth of it!


Then Mom getted off for a bit and I, Roxie, gets to rest and eat a apple and som peppermints, which is nice.

Then we goes back the way we caeme and I hadda go up up up up up up up and it was SO steep and SO hard! I was breathing so hard, I thot I wuld DIE!







But then it gets flat again, and everything is cool.



This place is a nice place.

But REAL trael riding is HARD! I like flat trael riding.

I hadda get back in my trailur an go for EVER, again, to get home. But I is back home now. See?



I is verry tired. :(