Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Um, OK

SO i lerned something today. I lerned the fastest way to make Mom VERRY ANGRY.

This is how:

Wait arownd until Mom comes to cleen your Roxie stall. Wait until she notices that your Roxie water bukkit is dirty. Wait until she un-snaps it frum the wall. Wait until she is draggin it out to your Roxie run, to dump it. Then deside that you MUST GET OWT OF YOUR ROXIE STALL RITE THAT SECOND and tromple over her! Shuv her into the wall with your Giant Roxie Body! Hooray!

Except then you get chased arownd in the mud, an menaced. An Mom calls you HORRUBLE names an proposes lots of work for later in the day.

Uh-oh. I think purhaps this is a miss-calculayshun.


Funder said...

Oh, Roxie. Why do you do such things? Were there invisible monsters in your stall? Or perhaps you heard the horsie equivalent of the ice-cream truck in the distance? Don't step on humans, they're squishy but it's not worth it!

Once Upon an Equine said...

That was very naughty Roxie. I agree with your mom, you need lots of chores & etiquette lessons for that one.