Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Roxie Ressipe

I luvs my Roxie Birthday Cake.

So many peeples has asked for the ressipe to my Roxie Birthday Cake that I feel I must share this.

Get a bag of treets that yor horse liekes, such as thees carrot spise ones. Put a hole bunch of thees treets inna bowl with waters. Let the treets soke until they are a mooshy blob. Then mix this mooshy blob with mole-bottoms (Roxies do NOT sware) an shaepe them into a cake, in a bowl or a grain food tub. Goop some more mole-bottoms on the cake. You can rite your horse's horse naeme on the cake with mole-bottoms, too. Then decorait that cake with more treets of a diffrint kind, or carrots, or Oreo cookies wich are SO GOOD. An use carrots as candles.

All done!

Then take your Roxie out to eet grasses as a dissert. After the cake.

Happy birthday to me!


EvenSong said...

Roxie, my mom does not get "mole-bottoms"--please xsplain, so I can getz a birfday cake on MY birfday! Kate
p.s. I be singin "Happy birfday to you!"
wv = makie = I wantz my momma to makie ME a cakie!

Cactus Jack Splash said...

Oh Roxie thanks for the recipe. EvenSong I think mole-bottoms is molasses, Roxie is much too lady like to use anything with potty words.

Albigears said...

Mole asses

(Thanks CJS)

EvenSong said...
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EvenSong said...

Hokay-Dokay...I thins I gotz it! I'll tells my momma (sometimz EvenSong is as slow az mole-bottoms!)
Thanx, Kate

Leah Fry said...

Hahaha mole bottoms!!! Roxie, you always crack me up.

Happy birthday, big girl!

Yankecwgrl said...


How very lady like of you to NOT say that bad word! I appreciate it!
Thanks for the recipe!

Sherry Sikstrom said...

Could not for the life ogf me figure out mole bottoms! Molasses ! Happy Birthday Roxie!

allhorsestuff said...

I got apples and carrots(pretty good)... butt-no cake..I am making my KK gIrl do that fer me next time!
You rock Roxie mare!