Crissmiss

Mom caem an did so many nice Crissmiss things for me, Roxie!

She taeked off my Roxie blanket an i gettded to run around in the areena.

Then she maede me some grains. Theese grains had lots of peppurmints an stuffs in them. I can see the grain frum over the areena wall.



Heer is me peering out on the grain-makin process.



Hello.

Then i wuz eeting grains an a Jolly Ball was deelivered to my Roxie stall.



Heer is me lookin at it.





It smells liek apples.





I can rolls it arownd!



I is bitey on the handel too.

Crissmiss is so fun!

I hopes everyone else got Jolly Balls an grains an stuffs too.

Stalking

So this is a weerd tiem of year. This Crissmiss time is a time wen evryone gives each other presents and sez nice things to them. Oh and somtimes thees presents coms to your Roxie stall in a stalking.




See, this is a stalking. The fat guy who is picshured on my Roxie stalking coms to your stall an brings you peppurmints and candy canes an other treets! He knows where I, Roxie, lives, because he stalks me. This is why it is called a stalking. Yup.



Marry Crissmiss!

Bad Noos and Good Noos

The Bad Noos: It is FOUR DIGREES HERE!!!
The Good Noos: I has a extra puffy blankety with a BELLY HUGGER! So I, Roxie, is snug as a bug in a puffy blanket.
Ther may be a picsure soon. Mom is resourseful.

Breakin stuff

I is not the ONLY one in teh world to break stuffs, it turns owt.
Mom breaked her little black Flash Box. So there will be no Roxie picsures for a while.
You may imagine whut I looks like. I ashure you that I, Roxie, grows more luvly every day.

Bukkits

It is Mom's feelings that I, Roxie, may not be trusted with a reel big water bukkit any more. I do not know whut might cause this feeling.



See, the thing is, somtimes the snow is slidey on the roof of the barn wher I, Roxie, lives. An it is scarey! Somtimes in fact you may be standing in your Roxie stall with your hed out into your Roxie run, so wen the snow falls, it attacks your eers!! So wen it happens, you must be all, "I is not scared of you, scarey snows! I is a BRAEV HORSE!!"

An then you must prove this is so by flying back-words in your Roxie stall and falling buttocksie-first into your bloo Roxie water bukkit.



You will then get smaller bukkits placed on the wall insted. Nice, but not the saeme as a big bloo bukkit.

Sun Rise

This is whut the sun rises looks like frum my Roxie stall an Roxie run.
Jelousy. That is whut you is feeling.

Um, OK

SO i lerned something today. I lerned the fastest way to make Mom VERRY ANGRY.

This is how:

Wait arownd until Mom comes to cleen your Roxie stall. Wait until she notices that your Roxie water bukkit is dirty. Wait until she un-snaps it frum the wall. Wait until she is draggin it out to your Roxie run, to dump it. Then deside that you MUST GET OWT OF YOUR ROXIE STALL RITE THAT SECOND and tromple over her! Shuv her into the wall with your Giant Roxie Body! Hooray!

Except then you get chased arownd in the mud, an menaced. An Mom calls you HORRUBLE names an proposes lots of work for later in the day.

Uh-oh. I think purhaps this is a miss-calculayshun.