Roxie Ressipe

I luvs my Roxie Birthday Cake.
















So many peeples has asked for the ressipe to my Roxie Birthday Cake that I feel I must share this.





Get a bag of treets that yor horse liekes, such as thees carrot spise ones. Put a hole bunch of thees treets inna bowl with waters. Let the treets soke until they are a mooshy blob. Then mix this mooshy blob with mole-bottoms (Roxies do NOT sware) an shaepe them into a cake, in a bowl or a grain food tub. Goop some more mole-bottoms on the cake. You can rite your horse's horse naeme on the cake with mole-bottoms, too. Then decorait that cake with more treets of a diffrint kind, or carrots, or Oreo cookies wich are SO GOOD. An use carrots as candles.







All done!










Then take your Roxie out to eet grasses as a dissert. After the cake.















Happy birthday to me!

Today

Today is my Roxie Birthday. Or at least this is whut Mom tells me.

It is also my hooman uncle Scott's birthday. I sense somthing odd abowt this.

But whutevar. Mom maekes me a cake.

R is for Roxie.

I is SIX. This is why ther is six carrots.

I will reeport on how I enjoy my Birthday cake.

uh oh

I, Roxie, tryed to fool Trainer Woman. I tryed to tell her that I has never jomped a thing wher you jomp a fense and then do a singel Roxie stride an then jomp a second fense! An you can not make me do this becus it is meen.

She maekes me do it any ways. :(

An then Mom tells her I has jomped thees sorts of jomps before. A lot.

I do think Trainer Woman will not beleev my Roxie stories any mores.

Re Minder

It is baby horse seeson.

I wuld like to take this oppurtunity to re mind everyone that I, Roxie, is the Cutest Baby Horse Evar.

Finishing Skool - a breef update

I is lerning about Hot Wahkers. Heer is me, Roxie, on a Hot Wahker.

Trainer Woman Betty says I, Roxie, has a problum with modivation. She thinks that I, Roxie, should use my back mussels, an my reer end, an that I should go onna bit. Well I don't WANNA go onna bit.

Horseonally, I beleev she has too high of expectayshuns.

Jomping fences is fun, tho. An Mom coms out an we do trail riding, an gallops in the Big Feeld, an we taeke walks. I goed for a walk down the road one tiem too, I was suppose to meet lamas but we didn't see anything. What is a lama anyways?

Teeching hoomans

So Sir Darby has a horse blog too, an he talks abowt teeching his hoomans how to give him treets.

I, Roxie, must reeport also that I has ackomplished this.

I goed to a veternary man a few days back. This was a veternary man, an not the veternary lady who caem to my horse house an givved me nose goops and skritched my Roxie teef. An I goed into stox, an then I is all, "Mom give me a cookie." So Mom goed an gettded cookies! An I eeted cookies! An I gets a shot with a RELLY BIG NEEDUL but I is all, "hey, I has cookies" an I don't even CARE abowt big needul shots! And then I is SUCH A GOOD GIRL! Hooray!

So heer is the thing. If you throws a Roxie fit evry time you gets a shot, then you get ALL sorts of treets to make you be a good Roxie. An then hoomans figure they should give you Roxie treets all the time to make you be good. So you still gets Roxie shots, but also lots of Roxie treet cookies.

This is a fair trade.

I is a Famous Roxie

Check it owt. My pink Roxie haltur is on a web place!