Oopsies

So as you all may know. I, Roxie, attempts to limit how much work that is done by a Roxie.

I duz this by fooling Mom in to thoughts that I cannut do certin things.

I has made a mistaeke tho.

This spring, I allowded a part of a flying leed change to be capshured on camera.

Mom finds this, an she is so excitey, she maede a video.

This video is stupid.  It will meen more works for a Roxie. :(

Spoiled Roxie

I is a Spoiled Roxie.  Mom sez.

She sez this cuz of I gets all sorts of nice things.

I gets to eat nice froot bars.

An I gets to eat TACOS.  Mom sez NO horse ever eets tacos.  But Roxies do.

Heer is me waiting at my Roxie Food Hole.  Walt is waiting too but he gets no good foods.  Somtimes Mom feels sorrie for Walt becuz no one loves him, an she lets him lick the grain food pan.  But that is it.
 

Also I gets a PINK Roxie-size fly mask frum a blog reader!  It is PINK an has glitter rine stones on it. :)

These is hard to see a-cuz of Mom's bad phone camera.  But they is there.

Thank you for this an for being a Roxie Fan, Whitney!

Hair Stiles

Mom has givved my hairs a style.

She says this is to train my Roxie maene to do somthing.

Silly mom.  You cannut train hairs.  They has no brains because they is just hairs.

She also ashures me this will keep me cooler.

Does I look more cooler yet?

Can a Roxie really *be* any more cooler?

Hello Clovers

Why, hello, clovers.

We meet again.

It is your own faults for being good tasting.

You cannot hide frum a Roxie.

Not evun under this trailur.

Eccanomics

Eccanomics is a thing.  A feeld of study, I gess.  It is a thing that tells you about spending.

I, Roxie, is good at a eccanomics.

I knows exzactly how much Roxie Energy to spend in fence jomping.

You should jomp fenses with as little Roxie room to spare as is possible.

New Horse Walt

I gets another new horse frend.  He is behind me in this picsure.

His name is Walt.

He is a Big Horse, such as a Roxie is.

Altho he is not AS big.  He is kind of a fat.  And he is much redder.

I enjoys him.  We does not fight--we just chills out.

He is sad in this picsure cuz of he just mugged on Mom for treets and she was all "Grrrrr, BAD Walt!" an it hurtded his feelings. :(

In this picsure he is scared of a flash box.  He does not know much.

Look how big his feets and legs is!

My Roxie feets an legs is much bigger tho.

Hi, Walt!

Sad Horse :(

Well.
Mom coms to my Horse House.  It is pritty early inna morning and I has just finished a Roxie Roll.
Lookit:

This is a Roxie Spa Treetmint but Mom is like "OMG BAD" an puts me in a Roxie trailur anyway even though it is RAINING.

We goes for a little bit an then coms out at a Deep Creek place again.  It is still raining.

This Deep Creek place is no big deel when I goes before but this time it is SO EXCITING.

There is horses an trailurs EVERYWHERE!  In the RAIN!

I is all LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK AT ALL THE THINGS THAT IS NOT MOM.

Mom is like "grrrr, Roxies must go onna lunge line."

So I does!  I goes an lunges.  In the rain.

And I is all LOOKLOOKBUCKLOOKBOUNCELOOKLOOKYELLHOLLERLOOKWHEEROXIEEEEEEEEEEWHOOPS*THUD* an I slipps an falls on my Roxie buttocksie, then all the way down on my Roxie side an my Answer saddul.

Mom is all "are you ok, Roxie?  YOU BIG DUMB IDIOT HORSE!" I is OK, but I is all embaressed.  I gets up an makes a super sad face an I walks onna lunge like a good girl.
:(
:'(

Seriosly, you guys.  I looks super pityful.

Then we has to go to dressahzj an i has a dirty saddul an pad an a girth full of grasses.  All the people an there horses laffs at me. :(

The dressahzj is on wet grasses too.  We goes in to be pritty for the judge and Mom is like "Roxie you must canner" and I is all "Mom I is scared" and Mom is all "I is scared too.  Scared your big dumb slippy butt is gonna fall again an kill me.  Now CANNER."  And she jabs me with spurs so I canners but I is SOOPER CAREFUL.  We does not slip or fall but we is too careful an the judge tells us there is "more energy needed."

Mom is like "Watever.  Let us go jomp."

So we goes to do jomping.  It has stopped with raining at this point.  Jomping is dryer an better footings but is still lumpy.  I has a couple of MINOR Roxie stumbles in jomping warm-up an Mom yells at me and says bad words!  D:

Then she is all "Roxie you is not allowed to jomp real fences at this jomp party.  You must only canner tiny ground poles."  And I has a Roxie sad.  An Mom also has a Roxie sad.  :(

We is both Sad Horse.

But any ways.  We goes an jomps an the fences is SO TINEY AN LAME.  But I gets to go into watters so this is fun. :)
Meeeeeegan's mom takes a Roxie video!  So there is video.

Heer is some picsures, taken by a Bobby man who is very much an artist:

There is no Roxie ribbins for this show.  Or the last show we goed to eether, now that I think abowt it. :(

SAD HORSE!! :'(