New traels

So. First up on my list of promisses, is trael riding.

Mom and me finds some new traels this spring.

Some times it is just us and some times baby Potato is there too. And some times there is other hoomans along as well.

There is this one, which is pretty much up hills all the time. Potato is leapy and baby-stupid, so this is a good place bc she gets tired evenshually.

We finded baby tortles. 

There is other peeple on this one, including Pam an Meegun. Meegun rides a mini version of my Roxie self. 

I know, right? 

So that is fun. 

There is one time that me an Potato goes to that trael with no other hoomans and it pretty much got dark on us. 

Less fun.

This is a funnie thing tho becuz all the search an rescue people was training an hiking around this trail at the same time. They were all seekritly hoping that we and Mom wuld get lost so they could search an rescue us. Wen we got back to my trailur in the dark, they wuz all still in the parking lot. We walked out of the forest and they was all like "dangit." 

Potato and me also goes to this trail:

And guess what. 

Ther is so many tortles down there. 

SO MANY TORTLES.

So anyways, I has been spending time on traels. I will tell you all of even more traels in later typings.

Cows

Oh here is a fun thing that i forgot to menshun, I goed and played with cows again.

Mom has me in my non-cowboy saddul for some reason. This does not matter. Cows doesnt know whether there is a handul.

I is getting SO good at this, you guys. 

Forth comming

So. Mom has been sooper bizzy with human things lately.

This means that typing my Roxie Adventures is not as importent to her as it is to a Roxie.

There is some up dates coming, tho. I promiss you all on my Roxie Honors.

Ther will be:

- Trael riding with Potato
- meeting Mini Roxie
- another turkley
- training for a show
- ackshully DOING a show
- a injury
- and maybee some more things.

Any ways. Thank you for your payshense!

Baby Potato is a fast learner

So Mom and I is riding around the other day. Workin on square halting.

I haete square halting.

But anyways. This rando dog comes over to visit. He is a distracktion! So i is all "HOORAY!"

He seems frendly but Mom is all "doooh I donut like stray dogs." And then he comes into our areena work space. And he goes behind my Roxie greatness. I donut think he wanted to chase me but dogs behind me is a big no-no, that is Mom's orders.

So we turns and goes to chaesing him! Like he is a tiny cow. and he runs away becuz of course he does.

And he runs into the pen where Potato and old Roommate Horse is. Potato was watching me do chasing, and she is all "that looks liek a fun game."

So Potato goes to chasing, but she is much more serios about this.

It were amaezing, That baby has never even pinned a ear at anyone. She is so kind. But not to dogs!

That dog was all "OH NOES" and "RUNNDING" and it were so funnie. Mom an I stood there and did laffing.

The dog had a hard time figgering out how to get back home becuz he kept going back in there pen and Potato kept making stomple attempts.

Evenshually he got away. But mom is all "I is SO PROWD of you, Potato! Good baby!"

The end.

Foot-shoes

It is Roxie foot trimmin time!

I mean. This happens all the time. But this time, Roommate Horse gets shoes.

She relly wanted to leave the nail pokers out. But the shoe man said "no dice."

I, Roxie, provided helpful assistence to the shoe man. Heer is what this looks like:

I stood here and does snorting to warn him of fire. I donut know who else wuld have warned him of this.

Fire is kinda a big deel. But he seemed non-perrturbed.

"SNOOOOOOOOOOOORT." --Roxie 

Hole

Mom and i is riding around minding our own Roxie bizness the other day and then I steps in a spot that looks OK but the grownd collapses and I end up in a hole. A BIG hole.

Terble, right???

I almost falls down!

I lurched out of the hole with mah front leg, but then mah back leg goes in. :(

I lurches my back leg out too, but I steps on my front leg trying to stay uprite an save Mom. which I do, becuz I is Roxie.

Anyways. I is OK. But I got grass stains all up mah legs, and Mom got all shook up.

So she rubs me an hugs me and says she is sorrie and she gives me grain and carrots and tells me "thank you" and stuff. 

And then she goes an beets that hole to death. Like, relly, a lot.

Donut mess with Roxie! Or Mom will pick ax you.

Barn cat!

I, Roxie, loves cats.

They is so soft an nuzzley.

Ther is this one place where we go. There is a cat and the cat is SOOPER FRENDLY.

He will rub mah Roxie legs an stuff. 

An he will gaze at me an be all "I LOVE YOU ROXIE"

Mom picks him up an lets me snuffle on him. Cats is SO SOFT on my Roxie face.

Anyways. That is all.