The OTHER Roxie burthday thing

So the other thing that happuns on my Roxie burthday is this. Mom is all "Hay Roxie, let us go on a TRIP!" an I is all, "Sweet, OK."

So i coms over to the fense an hangs out wile she hooks my Roxie Truck up to my Roxie Trailur and loads all my Roxie grains an saddul an stuff.  An then I gets in, an off we go!

Prince is all "WAIT WAIT DONUT LEEVE ME" but I is all "BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

We hauls thru weet country. See this picsure? Stare at it for like 4 hours. That was pritty much it.

Then we gets to this place where there is FENCES an DRESSAHZJ areenas. Mom walks me around a hole bunch. An she lets me graeze on all there new grasses an clovers an stuff.  

All the peeple there sees me an they is all "WOW your horse is big an byootiful an amazing and she must be a Best Horse" an Mom is all "Duh totally."

An then it starts to get dark, so she puts me inna stall with hays an waters an i sleep there.  

The next day, we does more walkings and grazings!

But evenshually I gets my Roxie saddul on, an I gets my Roxie hair did into a super cool braid.

Mom trimmed that little bit by my sholder.

Pritty cool, yeah?

It is actshully TWO braids so that i can stretch a Roxie neck. An ackshully it is THREE braids cuz my Roxie forelocksie gets this treetmint also.  

And then we goes an does dressahzj! An I is all "I don't wanna be onna bit, la la la!" But Mom is like "whatever, it is all for funsies."

And then after this dressahzj. Speaking of funsies. I gets BOOTS on an Mom gets a VEST on an I is all "Oh HECK yes" cuz this means jompings!

An we goes out in this feeld an JOMPS all thees big fences! 

Ther is video but it comes later after Mom does editing an capshuns.  For now, heer is picshures.

Waiting to start.

Getting petted!

Gallups! Let's do this!!

There is a bonch of oxers an fans an two fences i do NOT want to do cuz there is STRAW in them! But Mom is all "PLEASE ROXIE PLEASE!!!" an i is like "Well OK but I'ma jump them BIG!" An i jomps them.

All the xc video is sort of far away but. Heer is some picsures of the last fense.

Dubble cross bar!

Gallops!

Hello, Last Fense!

Landing!

Finish line! Go go Roxie!

An peepole CLAPS an CHEERS an everyone is all "YAY for a Roxie!" 

An then i goes an gets my saddul off, an legs hosed, an i gets to eat and drink an hang out for a bit.

Then i gets my Roxie saddul back on one more time. An we does dressahzj tests an Mom is all "These is also all for funsies!" and I is all "ok!" So we does tests. Some times i is onna bit an some times I is NOT! :)

Ther is video of these also but it must wait.

Here is some picsuhres. 

All my Strechy Roxie work this winter paid off! :)

Thees tests is fun cuz there is hard moves in them.  Like i must do a Big Trot:

It needs works.  I am suppose to be onna bit for this. But it is SO HARD YOU GUYS.

Whee! Not onna bit!

Lookit my cool Roxie saddul pad. :) 

So anyways. We does two more dressahzj things. An then I is ALL DONE an I gets Good Horse stuff. Like Grains. an Clover grasses.

Grains!

Clover grasses! 

An then Mom is all "LET US GO HOME" so we DID. An Prince is so happie to see me. :) So that is the end of this story.

Oh. Ther is ribbins too. I donut care for ribbins because I cannut eat these. I have stated this. But Mom seems to care for ribbins. So heer is a ribbin picsure.

Yay!

Happie Roxie. :)

Roxie burthday!

I has a Roxie burthday.
Mom is late with bloggin this for me.
That's OK tho. I still gets a treet an grain cake.

Grain caeke! I is NINE so ther is NINE carrot spise treets. And a molebottoms "R." 

I heer my caeke being delivered so heer I is.

"Gimme!"

And then I is all "OM NOM nom nom nom nom nom nom nom"

I did dressahzj erlier so i has Roxie swett marks. An also I erned this cake!

Back to nomming.  I loves my cake.

Happy burthday to Roxie! Again.

I gets a OLD MAN

So. the first night I is home. I is all by my lonesome.
There is no other horses around to look at, and this makes me a sad Roxie.
But then. My trailur leaves an I is not innit.  I knows what THIS means.
Espeshully when it coms back.  I runs arownd like a wild Roxie.

I is Roxie running! Way over on the left there. 

Trot trot trot

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

"Hi!"

This is a Old Man Horse. His name is Prince.

He's all "whoa dood. Grasses!"

Prince used to be a big-time Show Horse. Now he is a big time Retired Horse an he is my buddy. :)

I'm all "C'mere! Be my Roxie frend!"

"C'mere!"

"Come HEER!"

Then we gets down to the bizness of graezing.

And the bizness of sleeping inna Sleepy Corner.

Evryone say hi to Prince! 

I is Roxie

And I is HOME.

Mom and Mom's Matt buys me a Happy Horse home. :)

Heer is like a photo jurnal me arriving an eating all the grasses I want.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Polo crossin'

Mom makes a Roxie do the weerdest things som times.

Like she makes me go get a saddul on evn though it is going to do RAINING.

At leest I gets to look at thees dogs.  I love a dogs.

An we goes and lerns a polo cross.

This is a game.  It is like polo, which is ware you chase a ball an your person hits it with a whacker.

Only in this game, your person picks the ball up with a racker.

An if your person is bad, like Mom is bad, then they hits the ball with there racker like it is polo.

I do not relly unnerstand this game.  Basically ther is rules about where you can an cannut go, an what you can do, an how you are SUPPOSE to bang into other horses.  Who ever herd of BANGING in to other horses! This is a dangerus game.

Ther is other rules too.  Like as soon as Mom picks up the ball, eether we runs off with it, wich is fun.  OR she tosses it back on the ground an we lose it.  I is like "WHUT ARE YOU DOING" and "THAT IS THE BALL YOU IS LOOSING" but Mom is un coordinayted.

They calls it polo cross becuz you get cross with your crummy rider person eventually.

Heer is videos.  Akshully, wait.  Heer is a video of what polo cross looks like when you is GOOD.

An then heer is videos of a Roxie trying so hard to be good at polo cross, but Flail Mom getting in the way.

Seriosly, it rains the WHOLE time.

This picsure is blurry cuz, RAIN onna lens.

Polo cross!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Som times SUCH good things comes from trailur rides.

Evun though you sucks up dust.
















A lot of dust.
















Really a lot of dust.
















But FINELEE you get to a place that has ALL the grasses.

And you are time-limited but EVERY DAY you gets to go out and do . . .













wait for this . . .

~~NAKED GRAZING~~

 

Dis Appointment

Som times wen you try to explane a thing, it is easier to just do pictures of a thing.

Like I can EXPLANE disappointmint.  And Jelousy.

But really it is better if I just shows a picshure of me getting to do Roxie Naked Grazing, and all the other barn horses having to watch an not also get to do grazing.

Super sad and dis appointing day for everyone except for Roxie.